Warren Yoder

Artifacts

Humor, art, and odds and ends.

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  • Every Spring

    Street trees long to fly,
    and bitterly resent,
    every spring,
    when song birds return to the nest.

    Apartment blocks haven't the wit to wish.
    Concrete heals slowly.
    Window glass is sullen.
    Hallways suffer children the most.

    Traffic lights do wish.
    Parking ramps are greedy.
    Trash continues to plan.
    Weeds despise the city.

    Summer will bake out all hope.
    Cities are happier frozen.
    But disappointment returns,
    every spring.

    WREN